Monday, July 5, 2010

A WORD TO THE WISE

Be careful what you say on facebook. I'm sure you already knew this, but did you know that your ultra-conservative relatives might read your words and try to persuade you of the error of your ways? It is just the worst.

...Now I'm gonna find out they read my blog, too, and then I WILL NEVER BE FREE AGAIN. As much as I love them, I sometimes do not like them on the internets. But I like them at other times, I promise.

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  1. I KNOW, RIGHT? At least we have completely ousted ourselves as the left-wing heretics we are.

    Hopefully they don't decide to estrange us from them or something.

    ALSO do you love how condescending people may or may not have ended up sounding? Because clearly, no matter how well we attempt to defend our viewpoints, we will never be on the same level of intelligence as our dearest uncle.

    I STILL LOVE THEM THOUGH JUST NOT WHEN THEY TRY TO CONVINCE ME THAT I'M STUPID

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  2. I TRY AND I TRY BUT IT'S REAL REAL HARD :(:(( Yeah, the condescension is pretttty hard to take...yeah.
    :(:(:(

    I DON'T HATE US.

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  3. YOU'RE SO BEAUTIFUL WHEN YOU HATE THE WORLD

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  4. this word should not only be to the wise, but to the un-wise who are in greater need of wisdom.

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  5. TRUE FACTS MATTHEW.

    And to Riley: I DON'T HATE YOU.
    I DON'T HATE YOU TOO.

    :(

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  6. In fact, unwise makes 123098123098 times more sense. I don't understand why the catch phrase is "word to the wise."

    I FEEL SO CONFUSED NOW AAH I DON'T EVEN KNOW.

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  8. Hm. I just posted that comment as Kylie. Weird. Now I will post it again as me.

    Matt, you speak wisdom. Rock on all of you.

    Cheers.

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