My thighs are very, very sunburned. HOW THEY BURN. So last night Nathan decided I should have a superhero name:
THUNDAH THIGHS OF FIRE
My arch nemesis is ICY BICEPS.
THUNDAH THIGHS OF FIRE
VS
ICY BICEPS
And Miranda rewrote that ridiculous (ly popular) Owl City song to say, "blah blah blah ten thousand fire thighs light up the world as I fall asleep."
MORE PITCHERS LATER <333
Comic book nerdery at its finest. I wonder about the civilian identity of Icy Biceps. I'm picturing someone with the physique of Moist.
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ReplyDeleteMoist is probably right, since Shane wrote me a message yesterday when he was trying to get me off the phone that said, "TO FIRE THIGHS: GET OFF THE PHONE RIGHT NOW. -ICY BICEPS."
Except wait he has these rock hard abs that he tries to hide from the world but if you punch him in the stomach as I have frequent occasion to do then you will notice that IN FACT HE DOES HAVE ROCK HARD ABS. It's weird. So never mind.
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